My normally scheduled post will not occur today as I will be flying up to my 25th high school reunion alone and I need time to categorize and pack my anxieties. And also to prepare the house to not go up in flames while I’m gone. This is a long and involved process, requiring all of my concentration and stomach meds. I’m sure you understand.

I will return on Monday…unless my plane goes down in flames, or the kitchen at the brewery explodes and I’m killed by a flying pint glass, which, come to think of it, isn’t a bad way to go…the pint glass, not the plane crash…but only if the pint glass hits me in the back of the head so that it doesn’t ruin my make up. I want to look decent for the paramedics and then for Hubs when he has to identify me. That’s important.

Please make sure that Hubs remarries someone who is kind but completely unattractive. Someone the kids will love, but never as much as they love me.

Thank you.

Excused Absence

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20 thoughts on “Excused Absence

  1. Amy says:

    I hope your anxieties have nothing to do with your classmates because we all love you!! 🙂

  2. Courtney says:

    Omg–how fun! You’re going to have a great time! The house will not go up in flames, and the plane won’t crash, but pints of beer may fly. Fun!!

  3. Courtney Daniels says:

    Kelly, Have been immersed in a project and have not read recent postings til now–love that you’re going to a reunion! i love reunions! have fun!!!!! everyone’s going to freak about how great you look!! got a rockin’ body and your face is virtually unlined! ENJOY the attention and praise!!!–so, I didn’t realize you are on Twitter now–your tweets are great!! Very fun. You rock, girlie! xo, Courtney

  4. Will do. Have fun, but don’t die.

  5. Stacie Chadwick says:

    “I need time to categorize and pack my anxieties.” Laugh out loud poetry in ten words or less. Have THE BEST time. Mine’s next summer. =)

  6. Kathy V. says:

    Wow. I’m afraid of reunions. You’re a brave woman.

  7. Christine says:

    You are such a good blogger. I just cut class and then try to make excuses for it later…

    Have fun at your reunion! If the evening starts to look rough, just remember you are funnier than everyone else in the room.

  8. Colleen says:

    It was fun and yes some of us have aged better than others…and by “us” I mean you! 😉

  9. sweetmother says:

    you realize this is completely hilarious… xo, sm

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